theres this chinese girl in my class who isnt very fluent in english and she asked me if i have a boyfriend and i was like “i dont. i dont like. boys” and she nodded very wisely and went “ah. cooties”
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
me as a hotel receptionist: *greets guests by playing hotel california but cutting it off right before they say california*
(via pissed-off-californian)
